#the fact that most of the couches pictured are actually big enough to fit all 5 of them comfortably side by side #probably tells you everything you need to know about this stupid boy band
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How to Deal With The Woes of Small Couches: A Guide by One Direction
YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY
WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE
AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG
WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS
‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE
READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING
I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING
OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER
AND A MEANINGFUL METER
MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY
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Just went into my room to cut and I open my box where I keep my blades and this is what I found
Parenting; you’re doing it right.
this made me start crying
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this is a serious question how do you get a boy to like you when theres always someone better like why would anyone ever pick a raisin out of a bowl of chocolate chips this is literally my biggest concern in life i am a raisin
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Grumpy cat and Mr.Filch the perfect team
i think i might delete my blog because i will never again reblog something as perfect as this
"I had a dream my life would be, so different from this hell I’m living!"
I Dreamed a Dream (Les Misérables)
my grandpa has a date tonight and hes really old and in a wheelchair and has to drag around this breathing machine but hes just sitting there waiting for the hospice shuttle to take him to pick up his date and he looks suPER EXCITED and its the cutest thing ive ever seen
update he came home and i asked him how it went and he said, “i should have taken an extra tank of oxygen because she took my BREATH AWAY”
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in which Lemony Snicket writes Harry Potter
IN WHICH LEMONY SNICKET WRITES HARRY POTTER
(Source: mslydiabennet, via soverymediaaddicted)
That cat is not even playful, he is downright -concerned- about this fucking penguin aelinawhwa
CAT: ARE YOU OKAY SMALL WIBBLY ANIMAL
S-sir? Sir, what are you-
Sir, are you-
Sir, please stop.
Sir
Are you okay?
I can’t remember if I blogged this or not but oh my fucking cute.
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